When you sodomize a one night stand avoiding lube, spit, or anything else that may aid the penetration
She couldn't walk right for a week after he pulled an Alan on her
He's lucky she didn't press charges after he pulled an Alan
He's lucky she didn't press charges after he pulled an Alan
by andromeda123 August 3, 2010
Handsome, inside and out. He's been through alot, and is one of the strongest people alive. He is always there for you when you need a crying shoulder. He is a good bestfriend and will always be close to the ones he's known the longest. He is good with kids. No matter what happens, he will always be there for his family. He would never cheat, or betray anyone. Loving and easy to love. He has problems showing his true feelings, but never give up on him. he is worth the wait.
Girl one: your friends with Dwight alan?
girl two: yeah, why?
girl one: Dont ever lose him. he is the best!!
girl two: i know.
girl two: yeah, why?
girl one: Dont ever lose him. he is the best!!
girl two: i know.
by KDJ5959 April 8, 2011
Is kid with a sister that has probably gotten demolished by his Brother in law many times and has to jerk everyday cause he is a very big virgin.
Hey man your being such an Alan Era.
by Muffin got cake July 17, 2020
Fred Alan Binless is clapped
by Shredded henchman Oliver February 13, 2021
He is the hottest guy in Hebron and everyone wants him even guys he is a prime example of who u want to be when you grow up
Alan basil is very hot
by Jacob elite September 17, 2021