alang

what you say when you're really washed to express that you are incapable of thinking about anything but bed

david: oh man, we smoked so much last night. george is so washed, he's just been lying in bed saying "alang" all day
george: aaalllaaaaaannnnngggg

by your mom January 31, 2005

Pendekar Ulung Alang Karim

A warrior coming from the lineage of Perak Sultanate with a hint of Chinese. Known intimately within the circle of Pendekar as "Pendekar Mahkota Ulung DiRaja Perak", the highest level of Pendekar equivalent of a samurai ninja.

His lineage now many at Bota Kanan. The family tree are kept secret.

Are you the decendent of a warrior called "Pendekar Ulung Alang Karim"?

by rimurutempest August 28, 2025

Alan Smith

A very voluptuous man with very tight and big meanders. Epic Shag every geography lesson after school when all the girls have left. I love the special tickle time, especially with his year 7 form. Love his geography exams, don't know fuck all about the economic development in Nigeria but after a quick shag I get grade 9's. I really enjoy it when he teaches us about hydraulic action - Just the thought of the waves smashing against the rocks widening and deepening the hole ultimately making it easy to fit your cock into.

Alan Smith talking about meanders makes me bricked up - legit I could use my cock as coastal defence

by Walmart Bag in Dharavi February 14, 2022

The Alan

The act of masturbating and trying to ejaculate into your own face.

Steve was masturbating to a video and right when he was about to cum he did "The Alan" and aimed his cock into his own face and shot his load.

by Alan S. October 2, 2007

Äängh

A word that is used to express one's despair, ineffectiveness, whining, lazyness or the combination of all the aforementioned with a sligth hint of negativity.

<dude1> Omg let's play CS!
<dude2>Äängh, I don't wanna

or even

<dude1> Omg let's play CS!
<dude2>Äängh

by Common-pool resourcer October 12, 2009

Alan Rickman

Most famous for his sex god voice. Alan Rickman has icons such as the fabulous Severus Snape in the Harry Potter saga. If walking with a girl whilst she sees him, beware, she will most likely scream and drool.

"My gf dumped me the other day"
"What Happened?"
"She saw Alan Rickman and said i didn't have a sexy enough voice for her"

by snapesangel26 February 7, 2009

chav-alanche

A large group of chavs and chavettes walking down the street or hanging around on a street corner, smoking and sometimes drunk. Like an avalanche, you may get swallowed up bt the crowd, and possibly killed by the cloud of smoke and cheap perfume that lingers! It is recomended to stay away if at all possible!

'look out mate'
'what'
'that, quick run!'
'help us...chav-alanche!!'

by **fairy** July 16, 2008