Alabama Brownie

When your partner is about to shit but you thrust your cock (or other penetrative device) up their ass sending their shit back where it came from.

Jenny was about to shit but Forest gave her an Alabama Brownie causing her to be bloated all weekend.

Alabama Brownie by Moax O’Neill June 6, 2019

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alabama brownie

Putting a lit cigarette into someone’s urethra/asshole

That bitch is weird she like Alabama brownies

alabama brownie by farty turds March 1, 2019

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Alabama Brownie

When somebody is about to shit, but you shove your penetrater up them, blocking the shit and shoving it up their ass. Sometimes done to force the receiver into constipation, thus forcing the giver to shove their hand up the receivers anal cavity and make the reciever shit manually. If you shove it in too hard, sometimes the receivers shit gets pushed in so far that the shit enters the stomach. Occasionally, while the dick is in the ass, the receiver farts onto the dick. This is done because the vibrations cause pleasure. But, if you do that, you may shit and fill up his cock with your shit. This will cause his juice to be 50% shit.

One time, I gave her an Alabama brownie, but I shoved it in so hard that she got constipated. Next time I did it, she farted onto my dick. It felt so good that I came

Alabama Brownie by Qwertyuiopasdfghjkllkjhgfdsapo December 17, 2020

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

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