A large north american melon, usually pictured in the hands of African americans, also known as watermelon...
Stan brought over an alabama ham, and we put in the microwave and ran a train on it all night long, then we disposed of it to our janitor clive...
by aeineralus November 8, 2007
The sexual act of placing a piece of Kraft singles American cheese in between your lovers butt cheeks and proceeding to have sex with their butt using your penis
by The South October 20, 2013
A situation where you offer to treat a friend to a meal at a restaurant, and they proceed to order one of everything off the menu.
John ran an Alabama Ham Scam on me this morning at Denny's, guess he figured he was in the right cuz he brought the beer over last night.
by 73baby September 11, 2009