ajo y agua

Literally means 'garlic and water' in Spanish, but it is actually a contraction of 'A JOderse Y AGUAntarse', which can be taken to mean something like this: 'you fucked up (or you got fucked up), and now you'll have to deal with it'.

Juan: La engañé a mi novia con otra. Pero ella se enteró y me abandonó.
Pepe: Ajo y agua.

by Paul Argentina October 25, 2011

ajo y agua

Spanish for garlic and water, but short for ajodido y aguantarse, meaning fucked and just have to put up with it.

Paco: ?Como estas, chico?
Hector: !Ay mano, estoy ajo y agua!

by Carlos en Houston January 15, 2009