Ahpoot

Blended word used for simultaneously sneezing and passing gas. Also, a sneeze so powerful that it results in a fart during the sneeze. "Ah" from "achoo" and "poot" a slang word for flatulence are combined to form ahpoot.

If you eat beans while you have a cold, you might acidentally ahpoot.
similar to: shart and bacne

by Agent DoubleOhHush July 3, 2010