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Blended word used for simultaneously sneezing and passing gas. Also, a sneeze so powerful that it results in a fart during the sneeze. "Ah" from "achoo" and "poot" a slang word for flatulence are combined to form ahpoot.

If you eat beans while you have a cold, you might acidentally ahpoot.
similar to: shart and bacne

Ahpoot by Agent DoubleOhHush July 7, 2010

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Ahoootz

The equivolent of "Oh My God!"
When in a state of surprise, excited
something big like when you say,"oh shit look a papangus"

After dating her for a week she told me i could nail her and i said, "AHOOOTZ!"

Ahoootz by sumadi cack face nagger August 16, 2006

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dan ahdoot

A graduate of Johns Hopkins University with honors in premed, Dan Ahdoot is one of the best comedians in American today. He was 2nd in Last Comic Standing and helped establish the Upright Citizens Brigade based improv troupe, Gun Show. He has also written for Comedy Central's Crank Yankers and opened for Lewis Black, Jay Mohr, and Dave Chappelle. A regular at every New York City comedy club, Dan also performs at college campuses across the nation.

One hell of a comedian.

Dan Ahdoot made me piss my pants.

dan ahdoot by Juwanna Tinkle April 18, 2006

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ahooted

When your opponent has just won upwards by playing a word that you don’t know.

I have been ahooted!!
She ahooted me by the use of her wide vocabulary.

ahooted by Mango jedi February 17, 2018

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Ahoot

Ahoot is a word you say when there’s an inconvenience.

“Damn my car broke down. Ahoot.” or “Damn we got homework tonight. AHOOT.”

Ahoot by ANDRUE ROACKAFELLA October 2, 2021

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apoothy

a mixture of apathy and feeling "pooey". This describes the feeling of not finding joy in things and also feeling low, and puts a fun or light hearted twist to these otherwise heavy emotions - making it easier to talk about.

Are you feeling apoothy today? Cause I sure am.

I don't want to do anything today, it's an apoothy day.

apoothy by Zowondering February 8, 2021

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ahoot

something you don’t really fuck with

“wait dude you really don’t like that?”

“nah…that’s ahoot”

ahoot by hj1232325826 November 15, 2021

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Frothability

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.

The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.

Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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