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Blended word used for simultaneously sneezing and passing gas. Also, a sneeze so powerful that it results in a fart during the sneeze. "Ah" from "achoo" and "poot" a slang word for flatulence are combined to form ahpoot.
If you eat beans while you have a cold, you might acidentally ahpoot.
similar to: shart and bacne
Ahpoot by Agent DoubleOhHush July 7, 2010
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The equivolent of "Oh My God!"
When in a state of surprise, excited
something big like when you say,"oh shit look a papangus"
After dating her for a week she told me i could nail her and i said, "AHOOOTZ!"
Ahoootz by sumadi cack face nagger August 16, 2006
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dan ahdoot 

A graduate of Johns Hopkins University with honors in premed, Dan Ahdoot is one of the best comedians in American today. He was 2nd in Last Comic Standing and helped establish the Upright Citizens Brigade based improv troupe, Gun Show. He has also written for Comedy Central's Crank Yankers and opened for Lewis Black, Jay Mohr, and Dave Chappelle. A regular at every New York City comedy club, Dan also performs at college campuses across the nation.

One hell of a comedian.
Dan Ahdoot made me piss my pants.
dan ahdoot by Juwanna Tinkle April 18, 2006
When your opponent has just won upwards by playing a word that you don’t know.
I have been ahooted!!
She ahooted me by the use of her wide vocabulary.
ahooted by Mango jedi February 17, 2018
Ahoot is a word you say when there’s an inconvenience.
“Damn my car broke down. Ahoot.” or “Damn we got homework tonight. AHOOT.”
Ahoot by ANDRUE ROACKAFELLA October 2, 2021
a mixture of apathy and feeling "pooey". This describes the feeling of not finding joy in things and also feeling low, and puts a fun or light hearted twist to these otherwise heavy emotions - making it easier to talk about.
Are you feeling apoothy today? Cause I sure am.

I don't want to do anything today, it's an apoothy day.
apoothy by Zowondering February 8, 2021
something you don’t really fuck with
“wait dude you really don’t like that?”

“nah…that’s ahoot”
ahoot by hj1232325826 November 15, 2021
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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