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after cum catcher 

A piece of toilette paper that you put into your underwear, to catch the droplet that follows a few minutes after you reach your climax.
Bro, your after cum catcher just fell out of your pants.
after cum catcher by atakan40 July 25, 2023

post cum; after spooge 

the small amount of semen that oozes from the penis up to 5 minutes after ejaculation.
The post cum put a spot on my new trousers.
post cum; after spooge by Ernie September 29, 2004

Kiss after cumming KAC 

To describe something that makes you feel good or anything awesome, like a kiss seconds after an orgasm.
To describes something that makes you feel good or anything awesome, like a kiss seconds after an orgasm. It's awesome, that weed edible is good as a Kiss after cumming KAC. Cumming kissing after (KAC)

aftercum 

When you cum after masturbating, clean up and a few minutes later you feel the aftercum and you need more tissues.
Ronan thought he was done after the cleanup, but he was wrong as he had some aftercum!
aftercum by chamakios July 20, 2010

AfterCum 

When you cum once, you think you're done, but more comes out a few seconds later.
"I thought i was done, so I put it away, but I AfterCummed in my pants"
AfterCum by newcarscent7 January 24, 2010

Aftercum 

When males have sex or masturbation after the cumming and then when it turns flacid again you get a clear blob of aftercum
Mike's chode made a small aftercum
Aftercum by xXNoobskiXx October 18, 2009
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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