On realising that last night’s disturbingly authentically Greek kebab mixed with large amounts of disturbingly authentic Greek wine will be unlikely to make it through the hand operated flush system aboard The Good Ship Aqualung, you are required to launch yourself into the Mediterranean, swim forward to the anchor chain and cling to it while voiding your bowels. All crew will pretend this is not happening but tell you about the number of fish feeding on your turds.
Also known as Laying Deep Sea Cable or Having a Matthew White (rhyming slang)
Also known as Laying Deep Sea Cable or Having a Matthew White (rhyming slang)
Captain, looks like we’re about to take a Shit Across The Bows
I’ll just lay some deep sea cable and then we can go for breakfast
Which way is the current? I need a Matthew White.
I’ll just lay some deep sea cable and then we can go for breakfast
Which way is the current? I need a Matthew White.
by themightydmc August 4, 2022
A sexual act that consist of sucking a vagina while singing to "Across the Universe" by The Beatles. When the girl/person with vagina comes, they have to scream "OH JOHN".
-Hey Brad you won't believe me, yesterday I went to Emily's house and we did a dirty across the universe
-OMG mate you're lucky
-OMG mate you're lucky
by 1lucabrera October 22, 2020
Phineas and Ferb: Across the 2nd Dimension is the greatest movie of all time. It totally inspired the Avengers movies.
by idiot with no available names October 8, 2020
People that won't respond in your group chat and make noises when you walk in and ask them a simple question.
A group of people that are all buns.
A group of people that are all buns.
Person1: What did you do to the guys across the hall?
Person2: I asked them to ball and they all instantly had seizures!
Person2: I asked them to ball and they all instantly had seizures!
by DattMean April 12, 2016
During a blowjob, when the giver pulls away for any reason before finishing, leading to the receiver to ejaculate on the giver's cheek or chin.
Guy: Man, I was getting good head the other night, but then she pulled away and I gave her a shot across the bow.
by JeezLueez December 4, 2022
When a man ejaculates (usually after a blow job) and the jizz either hits the giver across the cheek or chin.
Guy: That chick sucked me off so hard last night that when she pulled away, I gave her a shot across the bow!
by JeezLueez October 22, 2022