achatz 

A man (usually black) with an extraordinary body shape, his head is usually enormous in size with a wide, jutting forehead. The arms of an Achatz are thought to be extremely muscular and powerful however an Achatzs arms are actually bulging sacks of fat and puss, at night the arms actually look like pillows with cake mix inside. This is similar to the structure of the legs. An Achatzs core area (stomach) is usually saggy and is the result of countless indulgings of beers and african originated foods. The feet of an Achatz, usually named crusty flapjacks, are known for there extreme stench, they are ginormous in width commonly known for their incredibly similar appearance to bigfoots feet. The toes of the feet on an Achatz are normally broken down due to the effects of weathering, the toenail become jagged and yellow coloured but are as strong as most metals and are capable of breaking most toenail clippers. The mother of an Achatz is defined as a goddess of beauty, she is as beautiful as the intensity of a 1000 burning suns, her beauty is only surpassed by her enormous breast size which over time form the shape of meatballs with incredible thigh-slapping girth.

Oh no look there is an Achatz coming over the hill.

achatz by wizardsleeve2333333 October 21, 2010

achazia

A wonderful, fine girl that will make a man smile every time he looks at her. A girl that has a great smile and love to learn new things

Achazia is the most beautiful girl in school

achazia by Fine_J February 16, 2018

Achathin 

A prolific poster from lookstheory.org, looksmax.me, looksmaxxing.com, and lookism.net. He is one of the youngest posters of all time.

He has made over 50,000 posts combined and has garnered thousands of views.

Hey, did you hear about some guy named Achathin on the internet? He's so fucking funny, man!

Achathin by johnmilkdudded June 4, 2020

fidus Achates 

Latin meaning faithful friend or devoted follower

"Beth Cassidy is our captain. I, her forever-lieutenant, since age nine, peewee cheer. Her right hand, her fidus Achates. That's what she calls me, what I am. Everyone bows to Beth and, in doing so, to me."

- "Dare Me" by Megan Abbott

fidus Achates by blackKat September 5, 2015

Achazia

She is an Amazing girl. She’s Classy, Sassy and never ever trashy. She looks innocent, thanks to her short stature but she can beat your ass in a second. Don’t mess with Achazia. You can either be with her or against her. She loves all of her friends bit if they are Turkish. Ohh that poor soul. She has dark hair and wonderful eyes. She is drop dead gorgeous. She is one of the only people who can wake up and not look like a mess. She has the best fashion sense of all time. So if she gives you advice with your clothes, you better believe it and rake it.

To all the Achazia’s reading this y’all are amazing.

“Damn Achazia is so cute.”

“I love Achazia so much!”

“Man, I want to be Achazia!!!”

Achazia by LoVeAnNe November 9, 2019

achazria 

Wonderful, loving , warm and very confident especially if she likes you. Very frank and emotionally sensitive. Understands the things of the spirit. Nickname chazzy

That’s achazria!!!

achazria by Gabby gabz December 24, 2018

achatwai 

Achatwai is a baddiest bitc** on earth, she will speak up for herself no matter what. She’ll reject you if you have a small dic** or you’re shorter than 190cm. She has rhe biggest butt and is the worlds racist person ever, we stan her

Omg is that achatwai, she’s so hot

achatwai by Karajxi juh November 22, 2021