Roll Call or Absent Student 

When you're giving a girl the beans so hard she continues to call out your name.

*Me laying pipe*
Girl: BEN! BEN! BEN! BEN!
Me (later): Yeah dude, she was calling my name like a teacher would an absent student
Friend: Like a roll call or Absent Student?

Roll Call or Absent Student by tittycitymayor February 25, 2014

Absent School

A school that you go to whenever your regular school has a day off, and occasionally when you’re sick. It is mostly online

I’m attending absent school today since I don’t have school because of Election Day!

Absent School by mwehehrhehehe November 4, 2025

Absent Mindless Soulless Shame 

Human beings who lack souls have no inner strength and have a life of shame to the point where they're too weak to feel more shame. Additional shame at that point makes them forget more important stressors to cheat a false victory with smaller scaled issues to comedic degrees.

When a soulless human says, 'that's crazy' and can not explain logically how the target of the word is illogical. That is classic absent mindless soulless shame because the beast forgot the most important component of the word, 'crazy' which is not making sense

Absent Mindless Soulless Shame by Zeitgeist997 July 26, 2020