A Mermaid

When a girl gives you a blow job and shes underwater and your legs are in the water

Dude she gave me a blow job while i was fishing. She just went underwater and pulled my pants down and sucked away.

Dude you got a mermaid you lucky bastard

A Mermaid by MMAGuido August 10, 2010

a mermaid tail 

a mermaid tail is a tail of a mermaid, though some people (typically texans) refer to themselves as a mermaid tail or having possession of a mermaid tail. those with a mermaid tail, seem to be slightly or overly phsychotic.

me: did you here about that girl that found out her boyfriend was cheating on her but didn't care?

you: omfg... YES! that girl is such a mermaid tail!

a mermaid tail by someone who seems crazy August 20, 2016

fuck a mermaid 

A nautical term used in sailing, describing a forceful or unintentional jibe. When fucking a mermaid, the boom slams across the deck. The term can also be used to describe a sloppy tack.

Heads up! I think we are about to fuck a mermaid.

fuck a mermaid by Pirate One June 1, 2009

my girlfriend's a mermaid

a literal meme

"oh em gee my girlfriend's a mermaid!! that's right!! she can't swim tho.

my girlfriend's a mermaid by verycoolcockroach February 22, 2021

pouring a mermaid into the void 

Colloquialism for "this/that doesn't make any sense"

Jordan be pouring a mermaid into the void tryn'a explain modernism to his 9-year-old.

pouring a mermaid into the void by carnefox October 9, 2020

Wine with a mermaid 

It means sex.

Hey Karen, let's have wine with a mermaid.

Wine with a mermaid by AgoPTP December 29, 2021

Mermaid in a Manhole 

when a Chad goes to a girls High school sporting event and gets lucky at the event

Scott went to the girls volleyball game left Suzy under the bleachers like a mermaid in a manhole

Mermaid in a Manhole by bloodmon October 13, 2021