Girl, I was giving this man some bomb head and had mad sloppy pony happening to me. Good thing we were near the lake!
by Young tity September 7, 2021
Being pegged by your wife with a dildo made from a mold of your own penis. The twist being that the dildo is increased in size by 33% in all dimensions.
"Cheryl wants to spice things up and bring a new man into the bedroom. I've been warming up with the upside down pony pole for a few weeks, so I'll be ready for that big ole bull!"
by Glazedroofhomie December 18, 2022
by catalys July 25, 2018
Look at Dawn over there getting her nails done for the 5th time this week. She’s such a pampered pony.
by MormonMafia88 May 25, 2022
when you grab a mans genitals through the back of his legs and twist in a spiral up motion causing the dick bone to fracture
by slimybigballs June 29, 2015
when you grab a mans genitals through the back of his legs and twist in a spiral up motion causing the dick bone to fracture
by slimybigballs June 29, 2015
When you dip your sweaty scrotum in glitter, and proceed to sit on your partner's face, facing toward their feet. Similarly, facing in the other direction is a Reverse My Little Pony Steamer. Not to be confused with a Glazed Donut Steamer, which substitutes sugar sprinkles for glitter.
Dipping your scrotum in glitter? That's pretty nuts.
Dipping your scrotum in glitter? That's pretty nuts.
"Conventional love-making? I say 'neigh'....why don't we start our foreplay with a My Little Pony Steamer?"
by Harold Bawls, Esq. June 23, 2022