none pizza with left beef

A special secret order from Domino's that is only plain pizza dough with beef on the left side.

Ayo call up Domino's and order none pizza with left beef.

by prolonged ramen November 24, 2016

none pizza with left beef

Pizza with no toppings except for beef on the left side

Damn, I could really go for some None Pizza with left beef from Dominos lololol

by Micaca November 14, 2016

A None Pizza with Left Beef

"A None Pizza with Left Beef" is a figure of speech describing a form, taste or a state of a crusty pineapple pizza that was picked dry of toppings, left to sit in a box for a week, after which it got warmed back up by a blowtorch covered in WD-40.
Commonly used to describe objectively awful pizza flavors.

This tastes worse than a none pizza with left beef! I am not going to eat THAT!

by axdh August 15, 2023