Darling, can you please apply some moisturiser to the middle of Lidl? It's stinging like a motherfucker.
by Samuel Martin Crique December 8, 2019
Little Johnny:' what's for tea Mum?'
Mum: 'Peanuts in tomato sauce by the look of it!'
Little Johnny: 'Not Lidl beans again!!!!'
Mum: 'Peanuts in tomato sauce by the look of it!'
Little Johnny: 'Not Lidl beans again!!!!'
by Cacker Man October 27, 2013
A great baseball player and a greater dad who tragically died 10-11-06, in a plane accident, around 2:30pm in New York City.He played the last part of his season with the Yankees, who he was traded to on the trading deadline, before which he played for Philidelphia.
The most likely cause for the accident was some sort of mechanical failure.
People who think Cory Lidle is a terrorist are either complete idiots, or ignorant Red Sox or Mets fans.
The most likely cause for the accident was some sort of mechanical failure.
People who think Cory Lidle is a terrorist are either complete idiots, or ignorant Red Sox or Mets fans.
Normal Person "Dont you think Cory lidle was a nice person and a great dad?"
Ignorant Met fan "Who ya talkin bout, u meanz that terrorist, cory lidle, who was hired by al queda to blow up the building but failed? he was an azzzhole"
Normal Person "Wow, well, atleast you thought about it...., wat about you?"
Ignorant Red Sox fan "umm der der der, i dink im going to agwee wid da met fan der der der, wen does special ed start?"
Normal Person "Why am I even talking to you guys anyway?"
Ignorant Met fan "Who ya talkin bout, u meanz that terrorist, cory lidle, who was hired by al queda to blow up the building but failed? he was an azzzhole"
Normal Person "Wow, well, atleast you thought about it...., wat about you?"
Ignorant Red Sox fan "umm der der der, i dink im going to agwee wid da met fan der der der, wen does special ed start?"
Normal Person "Why am I even talking to you guys anyway?"
by DylanWR October 16, 2006
A game that is made with poor quality, re-used assets and un-orderly code that is usually aimed at being a cash grab.
by Ryooba July 30, 2021
The world's first ever half-supermarket, half-carrier bag rock star with unique vocals, a wide range of instrumental skills and original songwriting, mostly about going to the toilet. Soon to be world famous with his first single, Someone's Done A Poo On My Sweet Sixteen - check it out on Youtube.
Are you going to the Billy Lidl concert tomorrow?
Yeah, sure, I've just got to buy my merchandise for it, including a poo-stained toilet roll and a bog brush dipped in my grandma's discharged period juice
Yeah, sure, I've just got to buy my merchandise for it, including a poo-stained toilet roll and a bog brush dipped in my grandma's discharged period juice
by Gareth Camperland November 13, 2011
A creative person, usually a writer, a poet, a singer who writes their own lyrics, who draws from personal experiences and infuses their work with it, but will never be as good as Taylor Swift because she IS the music industry. A big part of Taylor Swift's discography is famously known for being inspired by romantic partners from her real life. "Lidl" is a European chain value for money grocery store chain. It is known for having store name brand items for very low prices. Like an Aldi. Any artist essentially can call themselves Lidl Taylor Swift no matter their medium as long as their work is at least inspired by personal events.
nick: how does publishing your short story about your high school bullies feel?
anna: amazing! I felt like Lidl Taylor Swift.
anna: amazing! I felt like Lidl Taylor Swift.
by poetsmith November 22, 2021