Zimbabwean Zamboni 

A sex act where two people proceed to shit on each other's faces and spread it evenly so that they look black. Like a more natural version of the African black soap face mask.

Jane: "I gave my husband a Zimbabwean Zamboni last night."
Bob: "How was it?"
Jane: "It would have gone pretty well if we weren't in George Zimmerman's house. He got merked."

Zimbabwean Zamboni by iGotKrabzInLA November 30, 2019

Zimbabwean Zamboni 

Similar to the Cleveland Steamer, the Zimbabwean Zamboni, is an act in which an individual takes a crap on another individual, the subject, and proceeds to sit on it glide forward, smearing like an ice hockey Zamboni smoothes the ice.

“Mike Hunt gave Splooge McBarron the Zimbabwean Zamboni as retaliation for receiving a Cleveland Steamer prior.”

Zimbabwean Zamboni by sploogemcdonald March 22, 2025

zimbabwe zamboni

The sexual act of dragging your nutsack across a persons face, just like a zamboni does to the ice.

“I totally gave Tracy a Zimbabwe Zamboni last night! My nuts made her face so smooth!”

zimbabwe zamboni by Dixie Chicks on Dicks June 13, 2018