A sex act where two people proceed to shit on each other's faces and spread it evenly so that they look black. Like a more natural version of the African black soap face mask.
Jane: "I gave my husband a Zimbabwean Zamboni last night."
Bob: "How was it?"
Jane: "It would have gone pretty well if we weren't in George Zimmerman's house. He got merked."
Bob: "How was it?"
Jane: "It would have gone pretty well if we weren't in George Zimmerman's house. He got merked."
by iGotKrabzInLA November 30, 2019