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Your Mom Jokes

Something people who are retarded, and don't have any comebacks and suck at life, so they respond with "ur mom"
Example of Someone Using a Your Mom Jokes: UR MOM! OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

your mom jokes

totally stupid jokes that begin with "your mom/momma is so..." then followed by stupid or fat or old. people who say these are usually fat stupid assholes who act several years younger than they really are
idiot: Your mom's so stupid, she saw a tire on the road and said 'Ding Dong'!! HA HA HA
mature person: right back at ya, fat ass!
your mom jokes by bleep March 13, 2005

the society to bring back your mom jokes 

a society of people who wish to bring back the classic "your mom" jokes
person 1:so i was up late last night doing homework.
person 2:thats funny because i was up late last night doing your mom!!!

person 7:dude i think i got an std last night.
person 2:who were you doing ... your mom?!
person 8:oooo sick burn!!!

These examples brought to you by the society to bring back your mom jokes

Your mom joke 

Your mom is so stupid she sold her car for gas money

Your mom joke:
Sean: Hey, John!!! Your mom is so ugly she made one direction run the other direction
John: *Laughing because he truly knows his mom looks like ass* Your Mom Jokes are stupid!!! Hah sike
Your mom joke by Andrew Cuthbert December 17, 2019

fudanshi 

Boys who enjoy yaoi (a genre in Japan that contains sexual and/or romantic relations between two men); literally translates to "rotten boy"; corresponding female : fujoshi
Alex blatantly displayed his fudanshi side to his friends.
fudanshi by Yuri Katsuki January 13, 2017
Word of the Day on July 5, 2026

country mile 

When country folk refer to a country mile it is considerd to be round 10 miles per country mile..ish...we boonfolk dont really consider distance
"I walked a country mile to see Earls new truck"
country mile by CountryBoy1243 August 30, 2006
Word of the Day on July 4, 2026