Your Mom Jokes
Your mom jokes are not funny nor do people laugh at them. They are dumb and no one likes you if you make Your mom or Yo mama jokes.
Your Mom Jokes by coolkid2008 June 9, 2021
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Your Mom Jokes
Something people who are retarded, and don't have any comebacks and suck at life, so they respond with "ur mom"
Example of Someone Using a Your Mom Jokes: UR MOM! OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Your Mom Jokes by ur MOM!OOOOOOOHHHHHHH!!!!! March 4, 2015
your mom jokes
totally stupid jokes that begin with "your mom/momma is so..." then followed by stupid or fat or old. people who say these are usually fat stupid assholes who act several years younger than they really are
idiot: Your mom's so stupid, she saw a tire on the road and said 'Ding Dong'!! HA HA HA
mature person: right back at ya, fat ass!
mature person: right back at ya, fat ass!
your mom jokes by bleep March 13, 2005
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person 1:so i was up late last night doing homework.
person 2:thats funny because i was up late last night doing your mom!!!
person 7:dude i think i got an std last night.
person 2:who were you doing ... your mom?!
person 8:oooo sick burn!!!
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person 2:thats funny because i was up late last night doing your mom!!!
person 7:dude i think i got an std last night.
person 2:who were you doing ... your mom?!
person 8:oooo sick burn!!!
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the society to bring back your mom jokes by SchnauzerDouser October 17, 2007
Your mom joke
Sean: Hey, John!!! Your mom is so ugly she made one direction run the other direction
John: *Laughing because he truly knows his mom looks like ass* Your Mom Jokes are stupid!!! Hah sike
John: *Laughing because he truly knows his mom looks like ass* Your Mom Jokes are stupid!!! Hah sike
Your mom joke by Andrew Cuthbert December 17, 2019
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