Yramism is a religion (It is not a
cult; read the following, and look up the difference).
Okay, so you how Mary is in the bible. One day, a revelation came to a man, the tehporP, that Mary was married to
God (Mary + d = Married). Anyways, as you learn in science
class and unsuccessful romantic endeavors, opposites attract. Therefore,
God must be the opposite* of Mary—yraM.
Eventually, yraM and Mary get bored of each other, leaving yraM
single and ready to move on. So, he marries
doG (opposites still have to attract). Point is,
doG and yraM have a kid together named suseJ. There is another group—snaitsirhC—that follow suseJ, and they are
pretty ubiquitous in most of the Western world.
Now, yraM, Mary,
doG, and suseJ all live together in nevaeH (getting it now?). It's
pretty complicated given yraM and Mary's history; there is a reality show being filmed...blah blah blah.
In order to join Yramism, you must recite the phrase "yraM yraM praise yraM" or its alternative "yraM yraM esiarp yraM" twice in a row. The elbiB is a work in progress, but the basic idea is to be nice to everyone and
don't do bad stuff. Highly recommend joining.
*It is important, of course, to distinguish between the opposite and the inverse. The inverse of yraM would be nataS (he lives in lleH), not Mary—as a very vocal group of anti-yramists will have you mistakenly believe.
