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Hmmm, yes please, more yentils for me.
Yentil by Hill Wanderer March 11, 2008
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The Yentil 

The act of taking your Jewish, uncircumsized penis, dipping it with sandpaper and attempting to lure women with the Guilty Man Trap saying "Oohh My Gaawwwd" while jerking off with your now Sandpaper penis.
I was walking down the road one day when a strange man attempted to pull The Yentil on me
The Yentil by Sh0rty March 27, 2003
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GOLEM FUCK. The special members of this extremely rare yet bizarre species go by many names, the most common of which is babo. Yenils are known to be highly aggressive when antagonise. Examples of their actions include (but not limited to): middle finger spam, /f remove, facking. After years of research, much progress has succeeded in finding out the Yenils' behaviour and motives behind them. The Z and ? spam has allowed us to find out lots of information. However, on one special occasion, it has been heard of a member of the Yenil species using a word that is different from one's normal vocabulary: cumbersome. Indeed, Yenils, or rather, Babos, are aggressive and mysterious.
YENIL GOLEM FUCK
Yenil by nlnjawacky November 8, 2020
The act of matchmaking without making it obvious.
Are you yenting me out to your friends on twitter? You bitch!
yenting by juniorpdx May 2, 2011
Yentl is a strong and beautiful person. She can make you laugh any time. She can be the best bestfriend you'll ever wish for! She is an amazing body and her lips and eyes are like a goddess. She is the best person ever. Don't lose a Yentl, cause they're special.
I love my bestfriend Yentl, she is super nice.
Yentl by MyNameIsYara March 12, 2019
usually jewish and usually a woman, a matchmaker.
"don't be a yental, mom, i don't want a blind date with one of your friend's kids."
yental by limebutterfly July 26, 2005

yentinite 

1. Type of people who are extremely intelligent, srtong, muscular and handsome, superior beings.
2. Attempting every sex move ever invented in 3 hours.
1. John is so strong and handsome, he is a yentinite.

2. John and Sally attempted to do every sex move in the book, what yentinites.
yentinite by sampson jameson January 12, 2009
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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