A Yaphet is a male human being capable of being the best man you could have around. A Yaphet is a kind, caring, hilarious, cool, chill guy. He's the type of guy you need if you need a friend. A Yaphet can also be an equalivent of Hades if prokoved or pushed around. A Yaphet is not always nice. A yaphet can turn your face inside and out if picked on or pushed around. A Yaphet is a good guy.

Also known as Ya-pet
Girl 1: Whoa, you those guys over there?
Girl 2: You mean Eric, Yaphet, Jeremy, Dennis, Anthony, Fernando, and the Bradon Nyabuti?
Girl 1: Yeah, they're so hot.
Girl 3: They pretty cool
by St. Cats February 22, 2016
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Prince Yaphet Frederick Kotto (born November 15, 1937 in New York City) is an American actor. His father was a Igbo Jew from Cameroon and Kotto is a practicing Jew by faith. His father was royalty in Cameroon making Yaphet the son of the Crown Prince of the Royal Bell family of the Doualla region of West Africa's Cameroon.

Kotto got his start in acting on Broadway, where he appeared in The Great White Hope, among other productions. His film debut was in 1963 in an uncredited role in 4 For Texas, but his first big break came in Nothing But a Man in 1964. He also starred as an auto worker alongside Richard Pryor and Harvey Keitel in the commercial failure but cult favourite, Blue Collar. Kotto landed the role of the James Bond villain Mr. Big in Live and Let Die. Kotto also starred in Across 110th Street, Truck Turner, Alien.

He played Baltimore police Lieutenant Al Giardello in the television series Homicide: Life on the Street.
Have you seen Truck Turner? Jesus man, Yaphet Kotto was insane in that jawn! Now I get why those stupid emo kids say "Yaphet Kotto fucking crazy!"
by Shawn Jackson May 24, 2006
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Adverbial modifier, used especially before the phrase fucking crazy to raise it to the highest level of superlative.
I've just come back from seeing 'Vera Drake'. It was Yaphet Kotto fucking crazy!
by Oliver Levy March 31, 2006
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Yaphet is the highlight of every place he is. If this were a story play or movie he would be the protagonist. Yaphet is a god amongst men and Man amongst gods. Any and all other people automatically matter less with him around. He is truly the definition of the main character.
Whoo Yaphet has chosen me to gain sentience. I don't have to live as an NPC anymore thank go I mean thank yaphet
by Thepenholder November 28, 2022
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