yur bud

short for "your buddy"

your friend
or

talking about someones bud

person a : what are we ?
person b : im yur bud
or
person b: where is it ?

person a : what ?

person b : yur bud

by shortslangforlazypeople August 5, 2017

Yur mom

Yur mom

Yur mom

by Peenjuicy.com March 27, 2021

yur ma

meaning ur mommy! ya big peedo.
or your mum


Sinclair!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

big ned: Oi u ya big prick ur a bastart

you: aye sos yur ma ya big wank stain.

then the wee ned would go cry in a corner.

by Sinclair June 9, 2004

Yur Mom

The subject of all jokes. People always randomly shout it.

"Care for a spot of tea, madam?" asked the gentleman politely.
"YUR MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" answered the YUR MOM.

by ZeldaFan643 July 4, 2019

yur man

reference; the stupidest couple to probably ever exist.
god im scared.

'hey gaywhore yur man is a fatty fat fuck and so are you.' 'why dont u go have more kids, fry yurself some bacon and stop copying my shit you fat bag of pork lard.'

by yuracocksuckerha!!!!!!! February 10, 2009

up yurs

Up yurs is the common idiot's way of saying "up yours."

It also means that they literally want to stick something long and possibly attached to themselves up your butt hole.

The use of it essentially means either the user is:
-a homosexual male
-a red neck
-a horny homosexual male
-an idiot
-a female with the desire to test out her new strap-on

person1: "Your dumb"
person2: "well.... up yurs"
person1: *blocks butt hole and runs away*
person1: "DON'T EVER GET NEAR ME AGAIN!

by Silph March 3, 2009

Flick Yur Balls

The act of annoying a dude so much so that it is the equivalent of getting one's balls flicked.

"Dude 1: Did you ever follow up on that TPS report?" "Dude 2: You just freakin asked me last week. back the eff up!" "Dude 1: Yeah, man, I'm sorry to have to flick yur balls on that, but the boss is riding me on it" "Dude 2: Oh I gotcha, that's cool. did you check the badonkadonk?"

by Lloyd Christmas April 2, 2018