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A young, relatively fit male who signs up for beginner-level YMCA exercise classes so he can hit on the better-looking girls and MILFs in a competition-free environment. Variation of "gigolo."
Guy 1: Hey, Mason, wanna go to the park and hoop like all the other dudes our age?

Guy 2: Naw, man, I've got a water aerobics class at 7:30, and Helen might be there now that her hip is better.

Guy 1: Oh my god, you're such a fucking Y-golo.
Y-golo by Wuzee August 13, 2011
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Y'golonac 

Y'golonac is a horrible entity trapped behind a brick wall under the earth, destined to once more roam the world, killing, raping, and doing whatever it pleases once more. The fufiller of all desires. The Violator. The Defiler. Anyone who reads it name or hears it aloud is subject to possession by it. Yep, you're pretty fucked.
Wait a minute, the bastard can possess me now that I've read this? What the fuck! People want warning labels on a Big Mac, and there isn't even a forward about Y'golonac in this thing? What the HELL?
Y'golonac by Kerik July 11, 2006
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Y-golo • Y'golonac • ygolohcysp • ygology • y'all • y • Y.T. • y/n • (y) • (. Y .)

ygolohcysp

Reverse Psychology
Police: I wonder how they will get a confession out of him
Police 2: They'll use reverse psychology
Investigator: ygolohcysp
Criminal: Oh shit I did the murder

Ygolohcysp

Reverse psychology: psychology but in reverse.
The fireman tried to save the suicide victim by telling him to go ahead and jump. Safe to say ygolohcysp doesn’t always work
Ygolohcysp by Mr L. chickenwing April 30, 2022
As "aibohphobia" is "the fear of palindromes. "Ygology" naturally should be "the study and pursuit into the field of palindromes"
I dabble in ygology in my spare time.
My mom disapproves of interest in ygology, probably because of her aibohphobia.
Will ygology finally answer the age old philosophic debate of, "Do geese see God?" Only time will tell.
ygology by Funnyshine December 30, 2020

ygolohcysp

reverse psychology.
person 1: i killed your family
person 2: ygolohcysp

person 1: noooo you kill my family
ygolohcysp by morting May 1, 2025
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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Me: Poggers!
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A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

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