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luke-xiled 

a collquiol term to describe when one male has cybersex with one male thought to be female, the first male is then rejected from the group he is in, rejected by his girlfriend, and forced to hang out with the monobrows.
Person 1: OMG did you here Jerry got luke-xiled from his group

Person 2 : LOL what a douche
luke-xiled by Jerichoholic93 February 24, 2009
Related Words
Xiled (adj.) • luke-xiled • xilej • xilef • Xilena • xsiled • Xpled • Xeledoian • xield • xildo
When a sports team is jobbed out of a victory in an important game by dishonest and or incompetent game officials. From Superbowl XL. The Seattle Seahawks were subject to several very questionable calls by the officiating crew and lost the only Superbowl they have appeared in.
The USA World Cup Team sure got xled by Koman Coulibaly when he disallowed the potential winning goal vs. Slovenia.
XLed by DJ ill July 6, 2010
The only guy that makes a receeding hair line looks GOOD.
FUNGUS TIME

-Xilent
Xilent by LGnD_ May 14, 2013
The action of a person begging to win in a Scrabble game.

cr: @smoleefboi on Twitter
Ethan xilejed his twitter friends to help him win his Scrabble game against his mom
xilej by niills December 29, 2021
Xilef means beautiful. Xilef means soft and stunning. Xilef would make you happy in any situation. If you know someone with the name of Xilef, you are a very lucky person.
“Did you see Xilef?”
“Yeah; aren’t they beautiful!?”
xilef by yesilikekpop February 9, 2021
the action of a person begging to win in a Scrabble game
Ethan xilejed his twitter friends to help him win his Scrabble game against his mom.
Xilej by disasterginger December 29, 2021
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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