xbox on

A command you can use when your electronic devices aren't working. It can also be used on your wife when she doesn't cook you dinner, though this may result in her filing for divorce.

Husband: Honey, what's for dinner?
Wife: Jeffrey I don't think Billy should grow up with you in this household. You're always drinking and smoking. You never spend time with him.
Husband: XBOX ON
Wife:I want a divorce.

xbox on by dankyspanks27 May 7, 2018

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americans on xbox live

these are the dumbest and most obnxious of the nation, you will either find them to be 12 yr old kids who feel the need to threaten you, or old men who took part in the revolutionary war.

'i can cheat cos my uncle wrks for bungie'
'you bloody wanka' all of the impressions of a british person must be sed in an australian accent. as americans cnt do impressions, apart from impressions of a silly fat person who lives in a basement

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americans on xbox live by David Alderson April 22, 2005

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Ear rape on xbox

When your significant other perceives to violate your ears with a homosexual story of two dudes f****** and a dude and a dude and a pool turns into a girl gets f***** by a guy then turns back into a guy and gets f***** by another guy by the same guy my fault there you go that's ear rape on Xbox

Ear rape on xbox plz leave

Ear rape on xbox by Comcoxmxpsks May 12, 2021