Woofing-cough

Definition:
Woofing-cough occurs when a human is sleeping and a dog rears its anus and farts in ones mouth...

What's it called when a dog farts in your mouth?

While laying next to my wonderful rescue dog, he spun and farted in my mouth giving me a woofing-cough

Woofing-cough by DLPrincess May 26, 2018

Whooping cough

A disease that is currently plaguing La Salle College High School. Those in charge do not believe that it currently is an issue, but with over 80 students out, the students beg to differ.

Teacher: where is everyone?
Class: they out with whooping cough cause a tool fucked up

Whooping cough by Yeetmymeatdaddy December 17, 2019

Whooping Cough

A very bad cough and you cant stop coughing

Jake had the whooping cough (cough cough cough cough cough)

Whooping Cough by White girl 10q January 16, 2017

Wyoming Whooping Cough 

When a girl accidentally sends your spunk down her windpipe instead of swallowing it. This will cause her to cough profusely as she tries to expel the man sauce from her lungs.

Jake: Dude, Kassidy was giving me head and she got Wyoming Whooping Cough, she was coughing for hours

Wyoming Whooping Cough by FiringShotsAgressively April 16, 2016

Wuhan Whooping Cough 

Another name for COVID-19

Little Lingi has Wuhan Whooping Cough! Get him to a hospital!

Wuhan Whooping Cough by finesire April 25, 2020

Whooping Cough

When you cough like a mothalova.

"(cough cough cough)"

"Damn nigga, you got that ILL whooping cough."

Whooping Cough by Hollaback1212 January 27, 2009

Wooking Cough 

when your attending a festival and you take too big of a bong hit with your bro macaroni and old man santana and can't stop coughing.

Brooooooo you gots that wooking cough!

Wooking Cough by Gum-Shoe-Sleuth November 24, 2021