Woody's Got Wood

Woody's got Wood. A beautiful and deep love story about a toy and the toy's owner.

"One day while Andy was masturbating, Woody got wood."

Me:"Hey man, wanna watch Woody's Got Wood?"
Friend: "Fuck off dude I ain't gay!"

by iloveapplepieman December 15, 2016

Tiger's got Wood!

1) An expression that could be used right after someone hears that yet another woman has come forward to reveal that she has had sexual relations with the most well-paid athlete in the world.

2) Name of a porn film slated for release in February 2010.

Dude 1: "Did you hear that another woman today said that she had sex with Tiger Woods?"

Dude 2: "Tiger's got Wood!"

Dude 1: "Yeah, I can't wait to see that one when it comes out on DVD."

by maxfaxdude December 29, 2009