Wooden Pickaxe 

Used for mining 3 blocks of cobblestone

I just got my first WOODEN PICKAXE

Wooden Pickaxe by Golferbc May 4, 2020

Wooden Pickaxe 

Some useless shit, normaly used to mine 3 cobblestones.

Wooden Pickaxe: What do you need from me, creator?
Me: Mine 3 cobblestones.
Wooden Pickaxe: *Pikachu surprised face*

Wooden Pickaxe by Castlemilo April 24, 2019

Wooden Pickaxe 

Typically your first mining tool in the game minecraft, (unless your doing some stupid challenge or spawn near a village) that will either become your first furnace fuel or weaponry.

Person 1: I use my wooden pickaxe to kill cows and other players once I get a stone one.

Person 2: really? I burn it for fuel.

Wooden Pickaxe by Sandwichan47 July 13, 2020

Wooden Pickaxe 

A pickaxe made of wood, how dumb do you have to be to not know this

why are you mining diamonds with a wooden pickaxe

Wooden Pickaxe by Golferbc February 19, 2021

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004