When you're trying to do a Canadian log jam and you have diarrhea.
I was trying to give the old lady Canadian log jam. Unfortunately I had diarrhea and she got sprayed with the Canadian wood chipper
by D Haz March 19, 2017
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A person who consumes the sexual energy of men and leave s th a shambled, emotional wreck on the floor, not unlike a scattered pile of wood chips on the floor. see: Fargo.

Synonyms: man eater,
Usage: Kelly really fucked him up good. Just like they did to Mark and Tony. What a wood chipper.
by Deepderper July 16, 2017
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The act of placing saw dust into your urethra, leaving it in and drinking lots of water, when you cannot hold it in anymore, you proceed to urinate the saw dust away
Yo, I DT class was so boring, I decided to do the Alabaman Wood Chipper! Kinda hurt though and I cant stop pissing blood
by Cloutos May 31, 2019
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