Wife Eye

A look from your wife that stops you dead in your tracks.

I was going to do a keg stand at last year's Fourth of July party, until Susan gave me the old Wife Eye.

by tsukiatari January 21, 2010

Wife eyes

When a girlfriend has the qualities of a good wife and is capable of wooing a man into commitment.

Dude #1: Hey lets go out drinking.
Dude #2: Naw, I'm going out with my girl to go look at puppies. We might get one.
Dude #1: Bro you gotta be careful, she has those wife eyes. Your bachelor days are numbered.

by SquinterG November 15, 2016

Wife Eyes

The way your wife looks at you when she wants something. You know there's very little point in saying "no", you're going to get it for her because of those eyes.

Don't give me the wife eyes, oh, ok!

by DadOfTink August 21, 2012