Dude #1: Hey lets go out drinking.
Dude #2: Naw, I'm going out with my girl to go look at puppies. We might get one.
Dude #1: Bro you gotta be careful, she has those wife eyes. Your bachelor days are numbered.
The way your wife looks at you when she wants something. You know there's very little point in saying "no", you're going to get it for her because of those eyes.
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)