when a women (whore) has had sexual intercourse so much that her vagina is ripped open and is constantly flabbing around. The viginal opening is so wide that the women could fit over three large penises in side at a time during sexual relations.
1)Holy shit i was with katies mom last night and her vag was so wide there was no need for lube.
2) That chick had such a wide vag that it flabbs around when she runs around.
3) EWW i was having sex last night with some hooker and her vag was so wide that it felt like fucking a bowl of jello.
4) Fuck i hate wide vags it a complete waste of a boner/stiffy.
5) billy: shit i hate my wifes wide vag
steven: HEY IT HAPPENS !!!!!
2) That chick had such a wide vag that it flabbs around when she runs around.
3) EWW i was having sex last night with some hooker and her vag was so wide that it felt like fucking a bowl of jello.
4) Fuck i hate wide vags it a complete waste of a boner/stiffy.
5) billy: shit i hate my wifes wide vag
steven: HEY IT HAPPENS !!!!!
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The biggest conspiracy theory since JFK.
To summarise "Wide Vagina", it is a theory which explains women's dominance over males in the arena of sexual encounter stories. For many men, great embarassment and shame comes from being labelled as a man with a small penis. Now while this may be true for some men, it is often used by a female as a cover story for the poor quality of the sex, the real reason of course being her exceptionally wide vagina.
To conclude, if so many men are heard to have a "small penis", then why aren't as many women held to have a "wide vagina." Think it through logically, the numbers should be even!
To summarise "Wide Vagina", it is a theory which explains women's dominance over males in the arena of sexual encounter stories. For many men, great embarassment and shame comes from being labelled as a man with a small penis. Now while this may be true for some men, it is often used by a female as a cover story for the poor quality of the sex, the real reason of course being her exceptionally wide vagina.
To conclude, if so many men are heard to have a "small penis", then why aren't as many women held to have a "wide vagina." Think it through logically, the numbers should be even!
Woman - "What are you trying to say?"
Larry David - "I submit to you, that it was not Jeff who has the small penis. But rather, it is you who has the wide vagina."
Larry David - "I submit to you, that it was not Jeff who has the small penis. But rather, it is you who has the wide vagina."
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