The white shirt brigade is the collective term for a group of typical unintelligent, unremarkable fuckboys, most commonly found leering in your
local club, or often being the loudest table in Nando’s while taking pictures of their
food. They are often found in groups of 6-
12, and their trademark night out attire consists of matching crisp, white, buttoned up casual shirts, usually branded with a
small Fred Perry or Ralph Lauren logo in order to convey the facade that they have any sort of notable wealth or success in life, yet their proudest achievement in life is a BTEC in sport science. Regular haircuts are a must for the white shirt brigade, keeping it
short and often with tramlines and eyebrow slices to ensure that the
douchebag look is perfected before the big lads night out. They are also often seen in and out of the
local tanning shops, or browsing the vests in Primark preparing for their lads holiday to Magaluf. White shirt brigades are well known for prowling the club looking for those basic
bitches clad to the teeth in over revealing outfits, ankle breaking heels and makeup which looks to be applied with a trowel. Other typical behaviour includes spending two days of their
glass collecting wage on a bottle of Grey Goose in the
local club, of course ensuring that every fuckboy has had a chance to take a photo with it for their instagram account, along with the pictures of their ‘cheeky Nando’s’ consumed earlier that evening.
