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Whiney Cunt 

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A person who must complain about anything and everything to any and everyone because they truly believe they are the exact center of the Universe.
1. "Fuckin shit, she's bitching about her boyfriend again, she's such a whiney cunt!"

2. "Everyone who demands a deletion of definitions on Urban Dictionary given the excuse that it offends them because they are (cat lovers, italians, homosexual, americans, black, honda drivers, nazis, cs players, children, christians, assholes, french, perverted, liberal, blonde, etc..) are all whiney cunts and need to shut the fuck up!"

3. "All 12-15 year old teeny boppers who complain about how much their life sucks are whiney cunts."
Whiney Cunt by Chickens Wife June 13, 2004
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Whiney Cunt 

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An ass who almost constantly lies in the face of those around them, generally to try to attract attention or gain friends. When confronted with a Whiney Cunt, extreme measures of distancing yourself from them is necesary, due to overwhelming stench of unwashed ass and hair.
Cool Guy "Geeze Kath, what's with the whiney cunt you introduced me to? He lies like a Mo-fo!"

Kath "I know, and did you smell that ass? Christ could melt steel with those fumes. D:"

Cool Guy *Nods and melts*

Kath "OH MAN, YOU'RE A ROBOT!"
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Related Words
Whiney Cunt • whiny cunt • Whiny little cunt • Whiney Bitch • whiney whiney feel sorry for me • whiney ass bitch • whiney • Whiney Baby • Whiney Baby Titty Pig • Whiney bitch baby

whiny cunt 

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A person who whines excessively. "Little" is often included as an adjective.
John is a whiny cunt. Mary is a whiny little cunt.
whiny cunt by rewqrewqrw January 11, 2016
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Whiny little cunt 

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A small weinered person that rides scooters but whines on a popular adventure forum. AKA Cabanza
Cabanza really is a whiny little cunt.
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Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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crunchy 

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Whale 

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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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