Wetdick
Someone who slaps you in the face with a another slice of pepperoni pizza for taking a slice of pepperoni pizza without asking.
Wetdick by Manofmanywordz April 29, 2019
Get the Wetdick mug.
Wet Dick Therapy
What a guy who's been recently dumped by his girlfriend desperately needs--to climb right back in the saddle and get his dick wet. Usually works wonders for a broken heart.
"Marcy just dumped Bill. He's really bummed out."
"He just needs a little wet dick therapy and he'll be fine."
"He just needs a little wet dick therapy and he'll be fine."
Wet Dick Therapy by Ghostnote October 27, 2011
Related Words
Wet Dick Syndrome
The disease which afflicts those that receive an inordinate amount of felatio on a regular basis. Symptoms include rash, raw skin, sweaty guilt-ridden stench, constantly soiled or stained pants/undergarments, muscle fatigue, and general uncomfortablility in the pelvic region.
Wet Dick Syndrome by DoctorB January 4, 2015
Wetdocked
The art or docking a racing shell without the aid of a traditional dry dock for the rowers and coxswain to get in and out on.
"The dock was very busy so the coxswain commanded the crew to wetdocked at the beach to get to the race on time"
Wetdocked by chuckiebutternet November 20, 2009
Slap me with that wet dick daddy
Slap me with that wet dick daddy by hadef July 13, 2017
Wet dick
A case of wet dick is when a dick gets wet from sexual intercourse leaving the sensation quick and unsatisfying where you feel dickless or just how it feels fucking someone you're nt attracted to.