Wetdick

Someone who slaps you in the face with a another slice of pepperoni pizza for taking a slice of pepperoni pizza without asking.

Wetdick will fuck anything with a vagina on two legs without a condom.

by Manofmanywordz April 29, 2019

Wet Dick Therapy

What a guy who's been recently dumped by his girlfriend desperately needs--to climb right back in the saddle and get his dick wet. Usually works wonders for a broken heart.

"Marcy just dumped Bill. He's really bummed out."
"He just needs a little wet dick therapy and he'll be fine."

by Ghostnote October 27, 2011

Wet Dick Syndrome

The disease which afflicts those that receive an inordinate amount of felatio on a regular basis. Symptoms include rash, raw skin, sweaty guilt-ridden stench, constantly soiled or stained pants/undergarments, muscle fatigue, and general uncomfortablility in the pelvic region.

Man, my girlfriend is a real sex maniac, I've had Wet Dick Syndrome for a solid two weeks now!

by DoctorB January 4, 2015

Wetdocked

The art or docking a racing shell without the aid of a traditional dry dock for the rowers and coxswain to get in and out on.

"The dock was very busy so the coxswain commanded the crew to wetdocked at the beach to get to the race on time"

by chuckiebutternet November 20, 2009

Slap me with that wet dick daddy

When you're super horny and u ask your daddy to slap u with is throbbing cock

Hit me with that negro dick daddy.............Hue Hue Hue ,
Slap me with that wet dick daddy.

by hadef July 13, 2017

Wesdick

1.5 inches

A one foot ruler is equal to 8 wesdicks.

by The Jay Quellin March 19, 2019

Wet dick

A case of wet dick is when a dick gets wet from sexual intercourse leaving the sensation quick and unsatisfying where you feel dickless or just how it feels fucking someone you're nt attracted to.

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by anon76889 July 10, 2012