Wet Foot 

The act of pissing on someones shoe while their using a stall in a public restroom. Typically done at a bar when the victim is drunk and taking a crap. The beauty of it is they, more often than not, will not be able to catch you. Step one: Approach urinal. Step Two: Make sure no one is around. Step Three: Turn towards stall and pick target. Step Four: Piss on the victims shoe. Step Five: Run. Step Six: Tell your buddies at the bar. Step Seven: Laugh as a pissed off drunk comes running out of the restroom with his pants around his ankles and a wet shoe sloshing against the ground.

Guy 1: Hey, whys that guy running around with his pants half off and screaming?
Guy 2: Oh, I gave him a wet foot.
Guy 1: Your an ass.
Guy 2: Yea, but its funny.
Guy 1: Totally.

Wet Foot by Dark Lord Happy Pants August 7, 2007

wet foot 

i have wet foot when i step in water

wet footy

wet foot by vfdcv August 7, 2023

wet foot dry foot 

What Obama put up the ass of Cuban Refugees when they tried to come to America by boat across the Gulf of Mexico.

Yeah, Obama put a wet foot dry foot up the asses of those Cuban refugees right before Trump's inauguration.

wet foot dry foot by Willk January 31, 2017

Alton Wet Foot 

To carry out the process of urination, under a cubicle door, whilst an inocent bistander is trying to excretiate( take a shit)

*Person 1- Hey take this you shitter!!
*'splashing sound'
*Person 2- Hey dud your pissing on my hush puppies!!
*Person 1- Yeh man i know.... its called the Alton Wet Foot
*Person 2- When I've finished shitting i am going to Shove my dick in your rear !!!

Alton Wet Foot by Nichadamcon December 15, 2008

Wet-Footed 

When you walk into a bathroom to use the toilet and you step in someone's pee puddle.

"Dude, it was SO SICK!! I got wet-footed at the wedding last night!"

Wet-Footed by enjoizzz March 15, 2009

Wetfoot 

Term coined by Tom Scharpling for when someone removes their shoes at the movie theater and you pour soda, or another beverage, into said shoes.

I just wetfoot that barefoot guy in the second aisle.

Wetfoot by mulanroughe September 13, 2018

wetfoot 

Someone who sticks their foot in the toilet and pisses on, so as not to make a splashing sound, and wake up their wife, in the morning

That bastard was a fucking wetfoot!

wetfoot by Jeremy Z. February 11, 2004