Werebeaver 

A female with an excessively overgrown, and grossly gratuitous amount of pubic hair that has been allowed to burgeon forth, entirely unchecked.

Hook quaked with nervous excitement as Lilianna stood over him, seductively removing her miniskirt. While slowly sliding her panties down, her werebeaver suddenly sprang forth, instantly repulsing Hook and destroying any hint of sexual interest that he had. There would be no way to bring himself to endure the wiry wrath of her unchecked werebeaver.

Werebeaver by PleaseShave September 5, 2010

Werebeaver 

A mythical creature most prominently found in or around Norther Brazil, although sightings have occurred all around the globe. A Werebeaver could be anyone of us. Man by day, but under the cover of the full moon, a large, buckteeth having, bark and flesh craving Werebeaver. In the same fashion as their distant cousin the Werewolf, once bitten by a Werebeaver, you too become one of the tree-nibbling buggers. Their numbers are large, much like their two front teeth, so it's advised if you spot one, to stay away. The only thing that can stop a Werebeaver is a Silver-Wooden Spike.

No known cure for Werebeaveritus (of being infected by Werebeaver) is known. It's a proven and scientifically sound fact that 1 out of 5 people you encounter are in fact Werebeaver.

Stay away from dammed areas of rivers and streams. Werebeavers are more prominent in these areas.

Billy: "I talked to Bob the other day..."

John: "Oh I saw Bob Chewing down his front tree last night."

Billy: "I've been suspecting he was a Werebeaver for months now!"

John: "Do you still have that Silver-Wooden Spike I gave you??"

Turned out John also was a Werebeaver and they bit Billy, Werebeavering him. You can trust NO ONE.

Werebeaver by JBDobber March 23, 2009

Werebear 

Noun. A human who becomes a bear on the night of a full moon. People with this condition can be characterized by brown, gnarly hair and thick beards, when in human form. In werebear form, people with this condition become very large and grow thick, brown hair all over their bodies, and also move on all fours. Werebears are not generally known to be violent unless provoked, will steal pies from window seals, and swim around in your pool looking for fish.

Can also be used as a way of describing someone's awesomely thick beard.

"Mom!! There's a werebear in the pool again!"

Guy: "is that guy running on all fours?"

Me: "That's some werebear shit."

"That's a werebear of a beard man."

Werebear by JJLAWDADDY November 11, 2009

Frosty Werebear 

While in a Walk-in Freezer, Money Shot a girl in the face and then punch her in the face making her roar like a girl.

My girlfriend was working at Olive Garden and I pulled a Frosty Werebear on her face and she got upset.

Frosty Werebear by knightsofgood July 27, 2010

Wereneverhappy 

Wereneverhappy is a group account with mental health tiktokers

Have you seen the account wereneverhappy?

Wereneverhappy by Shortly tripping April 28, 2022

wereneverhappy 

wereneverhappy Is a TikToker that always seems sad, that is dating ella.baker99

wereneverhappy Is in love with

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wereneverhappy by wereneverhappy April 4, 2022