1 definition by PleaseShave

A female with an excessively overgrown, and grossly gratuitous amount of pubic hair that has been allowed to burgeon forth, entirely unchecked.
Hook quaked with nervous excitement as Lilianna stood over him, seductively removing her miniskirt. While slowly sliding her panties down, her werebeaver suddenly sprang forth, instantly repulsing Hook and destroying any hint of sexual interest that he had. There would be no way to bring himself to endure the wiry wrath of her unchecked werebeaver.
by PleaseShave September 5, 2010
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