Weed Speed

When your on the highway going 20 mph and your so high you think your going 80 mph.

Steamboat: i was walking to class but i was on that weed speed so i was 10 min late.

B Willy:stop smoking that bong water

by Squints 2.0 February 27, 2011

Weed or Speed

A question that needs to be asked to determine the rate at which a particular task will be accomplished. Regardless of the reply, the task will be fucked up.

When hiring a person to do work for you that has a questionable look or intelligence about them, always ask: "Hey man, you on Weed or Speed?"

by 30 Ware April 28, 2006

Speed weed

Speedwagon.. what are you doing?? SPEEDWAGON! PUT THAT DOWN!! STOP IT SPEEDWAGON!

Person 1 : I heard speedwagon tried drugs
Person 2: haha speed weed

by GenosCyborg August 06, 2023

Speed weed

It's like a sprint, but you're smoking weed super fast.

-"Hey man where's all the weed?"
-"Sorry dude I smoked it all, I was speed weeding"
-"Duuuuude"

by All hail my mighty penis December 04, 2017

speed weed

The largest marijuana collective and delivery service in the US based in Los Angeles but serving every legal area in the US. Speed Weed carries the largest selection of top shelf marijuana. They are celebrity endorsed. The owners are cannabis activists that are constantly in the national news on Television, Radio, and Pod Casts. Joe Rogan is a huge supporter and often has the owner Gino on his podcasts.

It's 1am how can we get some dank buds?

Check out Speed Weed's website and they'll come right to you with that Dank Fire.

by The Fierce Bambino September 02, 2014

Speed Weed

THC juice vaporized in a meth pipe because you burnt the coil on your cart you payed 30 bucks for

"Use a wrench to open the cart and pour the juice in here"
"You got a torch lighter?"
"We call this Speed Weed"

by Honted tonk July 06, 2020

Speed weed challenge

So basically it’s this challenge I can’t up with where you get a group together and everyone brings their own dab pens or weed or whatever and every minute you take one hit and the last person to fall asleep wins

Guy 1: Yo nigga, we trying the speed weed challenge Friday

Guy 2: hell ya dawg, that ain’t even a question, of course I will, dumbfuck
Guy 1: chill the fuck down asshole, I asked you a question

Guy 2: oh my bad slime, just playing though
Guy 3: can I join the challenge
Guy 1: nah bitch, you’re like 9 years old

Guy 3: aw I’m telling mom

Guy 2: okay, go tell your mom you dirty fucking rat ass price of shit

by MoanDawg69 August 26, 2019