the nervada wardrobe

It's when you hide in the wardrobe of an air bnb and your ejaculated has pinned your jacket to the wall, ready to wear the following day

Marcus is sitting and waiting, the Nervada Wardrobe has him prepared for tomorrow

by Sheptember December 30, 2023

walk-on wardrobe

When someone throws their clothes on the floor rather than using wardrobes and drawers, to the extent that it is impossible to go into the room without walking on the clothes.

"I checked my 17-year-old foster kid's bedroom and I couldn't believe how untidy it was! It wasn't a walk-in wardrobe, it was a walk-ON wardrobe!"

by Matti Matti Matti December 15, 2013

wardrobe pancake

when you shit in the wardrobe and stomp it so it becomes a pancake on the floor

Me: *shits*
Tom: rad dude, let's make a "wardrobe pancake".

by rå mann April 29, 2019

lost in a wardrobe

Having such poor directional or navigational skills whether out walking or driving that you could literally get lost if you stepped in to an empty wardrobe

“Julie have you got any ideas where we are?”
“Yes Jim I’m sure I know where we are. We aren’t lost or anything”
“Honestly Julie you could get lost in a wardrobe”

by TheAntiDote2019 January 15, 2023