Wacky Mac

Slang for methamphetamine

“Hey dude, you wanna smoke up some wacky mac tonight?”

by jonbloomdoly December 7, 2019

The Wacky Macaroni

Coronavirus already has a connotation in everyday interactions, once it’s uttered people freak out and start babbling on about toilet paper and ”flattening the curve.” The Wacky Macaroni is a much more fun euphemism as opposed to it’s scientific name, COVID-19.

Jimothy: Why can’t you come out with us this Saturday?
Izzy: It’s because mom is paranoid about The Wacky Macaroni, she won’t even let me walk the dog!
Jimothy: Well try to work your magic on and convince her, tell her we’ll all bathe in sanitizer if it helps.

by p33peepoopoo March 18, 2020

wacky gumball machine

Recieving fellatio from a male or female while he/she is on the toilet defecating; a reverse blumpkin.

Today, I walked in on my girlfriend taking a shit and instead of being kicked out of the bathroom she took off my pants and gave me a wacky gumball machine!

by goldberg December 18, 2004

big mac wack

When some has a fetish for masterbating to the sight of Big Macs or someone eating a Big Mac

Carson loves to big mac wack to Kyle eating McDonalds.

by BallinLikeStalin February 28, 2017

MAC-wack-it

a MAC owner who uses his laptop to masturbate to a variety of pictures and porn sites.

Hey, did you see that picture of Emma Stone? She is so hot, I had to MAC-wack-it before I went to work today.

by Lady Cupcake October 14, 2009

wackymacs

a computer programmer, usually playing computer games 49hours a week and working the rest of the time on creative and innovative Mac OS X software.

a computer programmer, usually playing computer games 49hours a week and working the rest of the time on creative and innovative Mac OS X software

by josh July 8, 2004

What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac is this shit

The ultimate expression of "What the fuck", this word is to be used only in the most extreme of situations. Brutal overuse of this term could lead to a tear in the fabric of the universe, causing reality to fall apart at an abstraction rate of 7.59 Cuils per second. Please be very careful with the word you have just read. The power of the cosmos rests in your hands.

John Watson: Holmes, I do believe this was not a murder, but in fact a suicide.
Sherlock Holmes: What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac is this shit
Universe: *collapses*
Watson: dammit Holmes

by Fetchez la vache March 28, 2015