wtr = whatever,

often used in phone messages to shorten the length of the message
Dude 1: hey, what happened to you?
Dude 2: had a busy weekend...
Dude 1: yeah right, I think you missed out on purpose
Dude 2: wtr, I don't care.
by MyAssOnFire March 1, 2010
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What the rhinoceros; a socially appropriate way to say "What the fuck!".
"Are you ready for our exam?"
"No, i did not even know we had one. Wtr!"
by Browniezz October 13, 2009
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dang i needa hurry up and get home to catch the 11:00 wtr
by Bone Ridge November 9, 2010
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w = what t = the r = random

"what the random"
1. (a) Hey Peter, what is your favorite color?
(b) wtr??
2. (a) Dude, Yang, do you like cottage cheese?
(b) wtr?
by Peter Yang March 22, 2007
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Your new non-alcoholic brew bff. The one you can count on to bring the vibe, mood-boosting energy 🙌🏼 and your loyal companion to unwind with 🥳 Oh! And they never bring the calories!
No weekend is complete without my HOP WTR.
by Hannzzzzz November 24, 2021
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What the retard (can be used in place of WTF or WTH)
"i have not fucked a goat"

"I think i have herpes, and I think you do too"

"I Love you"
by WTRetard February 4, 2010
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