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Vassko

A combination of the words Vaseline and sko, a plural indefinite of skór which is a danish word for shoe. Similar to butterfingers except it's Slippery-shoes. Used to speak of a persons clumsiness.
1.dude your slipping around on that ice like Vassko!

2. fuck! I'm dancing like Vassko!
3. He got hurt pretty bad, he tripped like Vassko.
4. He falls all the time! he's a total Vassko.
by CaptainSupacat December 21, 2010
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Vaskos

The most powerful demon-slaying force in the universe. Prone to making itself look stupid. It enjoys a variety of music, singing and long walks on the beach.
Look! He is killing demons! And just got croched... what a Vaskos...
by Mike "Vaskos" Vasquez April 10, 2008
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Vasko

literal dumbass that won't shut the fuck up. likes men, and hot guys named lucas or lukas. if you see someone named Vasko, don't engage in conversation with them. you will regret it.
Everyone and their mom: this dude does not shut up. he must be a Vasko!
by apexdesire February 6, 2022
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Vasko Jabata

A freakin guy who likes to play the guitar for his dear guests!
Michael: Hey! Do you hear about Vasko Jabata?

Joe: Yeah! The Bulgerian singer, everyone knows him!
by Simo_Dqvola October 4, 2022
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Vasso

Vasolein cream mostly used for lubricant during intercourse in 70’s Australia
It won’t fit, you got any vasso?
by #1kweenbitxh August 1, 2018
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Vasko

Vasko is a guy that everybody loves and loves to hang out with. He is very charming and loves to have fun. And the ladies love him. And he has great taste in clothes.
That dude is so vasko
by Akoka October 31, 2018
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vasko'd

The act of doing anything you possibly can to get laid. Natural stupidity, and lack of skills, causes someone to desperately try to get any attention what-so-ever from a female. Attempts include writing sappy poems, asking people to stay long enough to get to know you, or talking about having to pay millions to be with a women.
Ryan vasko'd last night when he put "the Notebook" as one of his favorite movies on facebook
by DanMarkie March 7, 2007
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