Varnish your venison

To slap your salami, pull your pickle or tug your turkey.

You'd better but get caught trying to varnish your venison.

Varnish your venison by GaryButtGas August 9, 2023

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Varnish your venison

The act of playing with your wee wee.

You don't want to date this girl, you just want her to varnish your venison for five minutes.

Varnish your venison by Greasyknowledge March 7, 2024

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