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VanDamme

To flex so hard, and so loud, that a high intensity maser fires from one's genitals.
At the World Body Building Championship, Dolf Lundgren Mark II Flexed so hard that he inadvertantly VanDamme'd the head judge. Worst part? He would've won otherwise.
by Vintage Piss Cannon December 4, 2010
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Nicole Vandamme

The most amazing girl on Earth, she's so sweet, beautiful, and perfect in every way. I love her with all my heart.
Look at that gorgeous girl over there!

She's definitely a nicole vandamme
by _MrMaxx September 29, 2012
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van damme carwash

Involves supporting one's self approximately 6 to 8 feet off of the ground by doing a split between to walls (such as in a hallway) and ejaculating on passers by.
- "Hey Marty, what's with your eye?"
- "Yanks nailed me with a van damme carwash when I got back from class."
by Old Trevor April 25, 2006
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Van Damme Friday

Lack of work production on a friday afternoon, often characterized by sending emails of Jean Claude Van Damme dancing horribly.
by Pats Mom March 7, 2008
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jean claude van damme

Jean Claude Van Damme nicknamed "The Muscles From Brussels" born in Belgium is one of the worlds greatest martial arts movie stars. Van Damme got his first shot at the screens by doing a jump round-house kick infront of a producer as he left a hotel after having dinner, in turn the producer gave him a shot a the Hollywood screens. Since then Van Damme has gone on to create awesome martial arts movies like:
In HELL (2003), Black Eagle (1988), Bloodsport (1988), Cyborg (1989), Death Warrant (1990), Desert Heat (1999), Double Impact (1991), Double Team (1997), Hard Target (1993), Kickboxer (1989), Knock Off (1998), Legionnaire (1998), Lionheart (1990), Maximum Risk (1996), Monk, The (2001), No Retreat No Surrender (1985), Nowhere to Run (1993), Replicant (2001), Street Fighter: The Movie (1995), Sudden Death (1995), The Quest (1996), Timecop (1994), Universal Soldier (1992), Universal Soldier: The Return (1999)
Jean Claude Van Damme is a legend to martial arts and training martial artists all over the world. He is a isperation to all. Great Guy
by AxeBlade November 11, 2005
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One Can Van Damme

A person who, after a minimal ammount of alcohol, turns into the legendary belgian muscle man jean Claude Van Damme and starts a fight with anybody near him despite their size
Things got a bit tasty last night in the Club - after half a pint of special brew Dave turned into One Can Van Damme and smacked a bouncer
by Rifleman59 April 30, 2010
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