van weasel

A van weasel is the passenger who sits next to the driver in a van or lorry and does all the menial tasks for the driver.

Oi Van Weasel go and pick us up a copy of The Sport.

by bcoops October 15, 2006

van weasal

a van weasal (more commonly in UK) is a young apprentice in jobs such as plastering, builders, tile fitters, brick layers etc aged between 17-22 who travel around in white vans. The main job for this "van weasal" is to fetch food, coffee and wipe shit from the window ordered by one or more elder accomplices in the van, probably the bosses.

van weasals are taken full advantage of to extent!

"the van weasal got out to get the boss some rolls today"

by Raqeul October 12, 2007

Wessel Janse van Rensburg

A South African legend famous for the most attractive man ever to come out of the country. A white male with amazing eyes.

Girl: Have you heard of Wessel Janse van Rensburg?
Other Girl: Of course! Isn't he breathtaking?!

by Joseph van der Merwe September 11, 2012

vaxweasel

Vaxweasel: An individual who, in jumping the PHE-mandated vaccine priority queue, puts others with greater clinical need at increased risk of serious illness or death.

"Did you hear Sophia's husband got the Covid jab?"
"What...he's 45!"
" What a vaxweasel!"

"How did Bertha's husband get vaccinated against Covid-19?"
"Well...she's a GP - she's vaxweaseled him!"

Synonyms: Scumbag, Jabweasel, Jabezzler

by KindKnight January 23, 2021