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Vahagn is cute and friendly. Can make you smile no matter what. It's one of the most beautiful names.
He is like a sun,because he is Vahagn.
Vahagn by Le petit prince December 11, 2021
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A man with great intelligence and patience. Loyal, resourceful knows how to get stuff done.

Sometimes they are ridden with delusions of grandeur and a little bit of a ego. Can be ignorant and stubborn at times
Has a very tempered personality.

But if you ever befriend a Vahagn They will show you the same amount of loyalty you show them. They always care about others and love most people and So keep a Vahagn Close and they will surprise you.

He can be a real jerk or really loyal and the best type of person. A Vahagn
It’s not allways about you Dude don’t be such a Vahagn! Or look at him helping out like a loyal friend he always is acting like a Vahagn.
Vahagn by Hovomo November 22, 2021
You are swine you vulgar little maggot. Don't you know that you are pathetic? You worthless bag of filth. As we say in California, I'll bet you couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. A zit on the butt of society. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you.

You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you. You are a bloody nardless newbie twit protohominid chromosomally aberrant caricature of a coprophagic cloacal parasitic pond scum and I wish you would go away.

You're a putrescence mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.

You are a bleating fool, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done.

I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you.
Vahagn is a gay nigga
Vahagn by Aypaydik December 18, 2021
the sexiest person in the whole entire world
damn you almost as sexy as vahan
vahan by CutiePie818 December 30, 2009
"For dinner i would like some VAGAGNE please.. (oh, i think i said that too loud)" *everyone in resteraunt looks and stares*
vagagne by lizlizliz120y December 21, 2007
The most adorable red headed nerd in the world. He has extremely ticklish feet, a birth mark in the shape of a continent, pretty little emu lashes and wears a blue glow in the dark bracelet that he never takes off. He makes love to World of Warcraft almost every night and is the real life Al Bundy. His main religious believe is firecrotchism.
Vahan was so tasty last night... i just wanted to eat him up!
Vahan by MissRandomsKiss December 21, 2008
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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