Vagina Magnet 

In reference to an article of female clothing that highlights the groin region in an unflattering way. Quite often, but not always, a vagina magnet may result in Camel Toe.

Alternate: A certain male (or female) that is so incredibly attractive that they find themselves constantly surrounded by women. These women seemingly appear without effort on behalf of the vagina magnet.

"I have to return that bathing leopard print bikini I bought the other day. It was a little too small. Kind of a vagina magnet if you know what I mean."

Alternate: "That one guy I work with is such a vagina magnet. He seriously must get laid all the time"

Vagina Magnet by NinaMagnet July 22, 2012

vagina anti-magnet 

Someone who is a complete woman repellent.

He couldnt get laid in a brothel , hes a major vagina anti-magnet

vagina anti-magnet by thegroup June 19, 2013

Magnetic Vagina 

When a woman is intoxicated, she is less likely to have control over who she is attracted to. As such, under the influence of alcohol, she is attracted to many more guys than normal. Thus, she has a magnetic vagina.

Friend #1: Dude check out that girl over there! She's been over every guy here!

Friend #2: Ah, indeed my friend I see her. Normally she's a very respectable girl, but when she's drunk she has a magnetic vagina.

Magnetic Vagina by Commodore Wellington September 30, 2010

Vaginal magnetism

The power of the memory of sensations of unmatched pleasure, as well as feelings of purpose and home, that a man experiences when his penis is inserted in a woman's vagina. The power is so strong that he will do almost anything for the next insertion.

A force of nature which causes the man to purchase meals and gifts, work hard at jobs, marry, father and provide for children, wait for her to become available for, or return to, a relationship, and otherwise be a fool in countless ways for the female who possesses the vagina which occupies his memory.

The force behind sex, births, marriage, the vast majority of love songs written and performed by men, male achievement in all areas including athletics, business, science, and the arts, as well as the general functioning and perpetuation of human civilization.

Her vaginal magnetism was always on his mind and kept him at work until all hours so he could buy her things and be her hero. Her vaginal magnetism fueled his ambition, ultimately motivated his proposal of marriage and his willingness to father her children, and caused him to spend and save his earnings, purchase gifts, cars, trips, houses, school supplies and tuition, and vacation homes over his lifetime. He was enslaved by her vaginal magnetism.

Vaginal magnetism by Velvet Tongue January 4, 2026

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008