Vaati

The stupid emo final boss in the minish cap, who tries to replace Ganon but ultimately just consumes large amounts of penis. He then cuts himself after link AWESOME-FUCKINGLY defeats him, and grows a vagina.

He eventually turns Zelda into stone to try to be a heterosexual, but fails and just gives a blowjob to EVERYONE.
-I'm going to cosplay Vaati!

-You faggot.

-I am gonna play Four Swords, today!

-Oh where are you?

-Last boss!

-Oh that estrogen-filled giant vagina. He's a pussy.
by Vaatispimp June 04, 2010
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