ute punch

-The female equivalent to a kick to the testes.
-The act of punching a woman in her uterus

Brenda: I heard getting kicked in the penis is pretty painful.
Matt: Not as bad as those ute punches.

by How do you spell retard? February 05, 2009

Louisiana Ute Punch

A mythically amazing sexual maneuver. The first step is to engage in such violent anal sex that the penis tears through the anus and uterus walls. Now, with part of the penis inside the uterus, the "puncher" proceeds to fist the "punchee" with such force that his hand passes through the cervix and into the uterus. At this point he masturbates himself to climax.

I hate that bitch so much. If I ever got with her I'd try to give her a Louisiana Ute Punch.

by DMS himself October 28, 2008