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useless cunt 

A term to describe someone who is completely useless.

Derived from the terms "useless - anything that has little or no use" and "cunt - usually a derogatory term for a woman".

Used together the term is not gender specific, applies both to the male or female sex. Generally not applied as a anatomical term.
He really is a useless cunt, he's fucked up the data again!
useless cunt by OrlandoDoubleV October 22, 2007
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Useless cunt 

Studio engineer: You're going to need new strings before we start recording
Bassist: But they're too expensive.
Studio engineer: What did you spend your money on? Weed? A new tattoo? You really are a useless cunt!

Useless Cunt 

A Prime minister that goes on vacation during a hostile communist takeover of a nation.
The Prime Minister of Australia is a useless cunt letting the premiers turn the states into their own dictatorship countries over the common cold and money.
Useless Cunt by Filter78 December 12, 2021

FUC - Fucking Useless Cunt 

The phrase "Fucking Useless Cunt" (acronym = FUC) combines two highly offensive terms in English, with origins and usage that vary across different English-speaking cultures.

Origin and Meaning
The term "cunt" has ancient roots, dating back to at least the 13th century in its anatomical meaning13. Originally, it was not considered obscene, but rather an ordinary name for female genitalia. However, over time, it evolved into one of the most offensive words in the English language, particularly in American English.

The addition of "fucking" as an intensifier and "useless" as a descriptor creates a highly derogatory phrase:

1 "Fucking" - An intensifying adjective derived from the verb "to fuck"
2 "Useless" - Indicating a lack of worth or utility
3 "Cunt" - A vulgar term for female genitalia, also used as a general insult
Cultural Differences
The severity and usage of this phrase can vary significantly between cultures:
• In American English, "cunt" is considered extremely offensive, particularly when directed at women3.
• In British, Australian, and New Zealand English, while still offensive, "cunt" can be used more casually among men and sometimes even as a term of endearment
• In Australia and New Zealand, "cunt" can sometimes be used more casually, even positively when paired with a positive qualifier (e.g., "good cunt")
That political pundit is a FUC - Fucking Useless Cunt

Fucking useless neck down braindead cunt 

Someone who is so fucking useless their body only functions from the neck downwards, completely independently of the brain, resulting in someone who literally isn't worth a wank
Dom Willey is one fucking useless neck down braindead cunt

Useless Cunts

A term to describe a group of individuals who are thoroughly without use, bring nothing to the table and are inept at actually doing anything worthwhile.
Tried to get the boys to hit the Galway Races, but you fucking know the outcome there....useless cunts!!
Useless Cunts by Tullatoon July 21, 2011
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