The Upper Deck is what happens when one lifts the lid off of the top of a toilet and proceeds to defecate directly into the tank
by Gobbledeeznuttz April 26, 2022
(to be song in a heavy metal mosh way)
I’m going out tonight, to waste another site, I’m laughing in delight
Dark now is the sky, I’m sure your asking why, that I make the janitors cry!
Your house is my next stop, I open up the top, and leave another plop!
Got no time to wipe, I’m rolling with the hype, Ohh man this one’s ripe.
Upper Deck! Upper Deck
LOL It’s a wreck
Upper Deck Upper Deck
Just put the tidy bowl man in check!
One more house to do, I got some more to poo, I’m captain kangaroo
But this aint make believe, no trolleys up my sleeve, your tank is filled as I leave.
Yah it makes a mess, but it alleviates my stress, now gimme your boss’s address
He’ll have a souvenir, as I drink up my last beer, then I disappear.
Upper Deck! Upper Deck
LOL It’s a wreck
Upper Deck Upper Deck
Just put the tidy bowl man in check!
I’m going out tonight, to waste another site, I’m laughing in delight
Dark now is the sky, I’m sure your asking why, that I make the janitors cry!
Your house is my next stop, I open up the top, and leave another plop!
Got no time to wipe, I’m rolling with the hype, Ohh man this one’s ripe.
Upper Deck! Upper Deck
LOL It’s a wreck
Upper Deck Upper Deck
Just put the tidy bowl man in check!
One more house to do, I got some more to poo, I’m captain kangaroo
But this aint make believe, no trolleys up my sleeve, your tank is filled as I leave.
Yah it makes a mess, but it alleviates my stress, now gimme your boss’s address
He’ll have a souvenir, as I drink up my last beer, then I disappear.
Upper Deck! Upper Deck
LOL It’s a wreck
Upper Deck Upper Deck
Just put the tidy bowl man in check!
by Blitzd July 06, 2004
The term coined off the method of putting a rooster in the upper lip so the user does not have to spit.
Freddy 5 Fingers: "Holy shit, your girlfriend is coming over, she'll kill you if she knows you are dipping."
Douchebagel Mcjunkett: "Oh man I don't gotta worry I put it upper deck, it's COVERT."
Douchebagel Mcjunkett: "Oh man I don't gotta worry I put it upper deck, it's COVERT."
by neegslayer6k August 17, 2010
v. The leaving of fecal matter in the tank of ones toilet, turning the water brown. Primarily done as revenge or a drunken practical joke, but sometimes in an emergency when the bowl is clogged.
n. The shit that is left in tank during such an act.
n. The shit that is left in tank during such an act.
by Lama March 08, 2003
The process of taking a shit in the tank of a toilet instead of the bowl so when the next person flushes, all the shit goes into the bowl
by Jay December 27, 2003
by qwapos September 08, 2012
Deficating in the tank of someone's toilet, rather than the bowl. Often employed in malicious context.
Suzy could not figure out why her toiled would flush only brown water. Little did she know that Johnny had upper decked that bitch the previous night.
by Korthos July 28, 2004